Monday, 27 December 2021

Dumfy the Comfy

Dumfy the Comfy loved stories. He had been made specially for storytelling. His position in front of the fire, but not too close so as to discolour his smart velvet upholstery, was soft and warm and inviting. 

Every evening after bathtime the two little children Frankie and Georgie would snuggle up on their mother Brenda's lap while she told them a bedtime story.

 Dumfy would settle back, relax and luxuriate in the feel of the children stroking his large padded arms and the mother resting her head on his back as she hugged the children tight. Then she would tell a story, a different one each night. Sometimes there would be magic in the stories, different creatures, and faraway lands. Animals and flowers that could speak and fairies and pixies that lived in woods or gardens. Sometimes the stories would be about real children called Frankie and Georgie and the two children would squirm with excitement and giggle at the mischief their namesakes would do. Georgie spilling flour and milk over the kitchen floor and daddy skidding across clutching hold of the curtains and pulling them down. Frankie whizzing off on new roller skates and crashing into the garage door. Daddy breaking all the eggs and mummy making an enormous pancake. One thing the stories had in common was that everything turned out for the best, everything was alright in the end.

Dumfy's favourite stories though were the ones Brenda told at Christmas. 

The winter months were bliss for Dumfy- The long dark evenings were perfect for story telling.

 He knew that Christmas was getting near when the children started decorating the house and Brenda would make biscuits and cakes that spent a long time in the oven.

One evening the children came down in their pyjamas and dressing gowns and rushed to sit on Dumfy. To his surprise Brenda called out,

'Frankie, Georgie off upstairs now, I shall tell you your bedtime story in bed tonight. Daddy has got to make room for the Christmas tree because Grandpa and Grandma are coming to stay and we need to make room for their sofabed.'

Frankie and Georgie ran to Dumfy and stroked his soft arms. They were worn rather thin now and in the light from the fire he looked a little shabby.

'Good night Dumfy, see you tomorrow, ' they called and scampered up the stairs.

The next day the house was very quiet. It was the last day of term before the Christmas holidays and Frankie and Georgie had left in a flurry of excitement bearing gifts for their teacher and Brenda had gone to do her last minute Christmas shopping. It was a grey foggy day and the room was quite dark. Dumfy felt himself relax and a warm glow came over him as he thought of all the story telling during the Christmas holidays. 

A jolt went through him and he shuddered as the back door was flung open and a gust of icy wind blew into the room. 

Two men came in puffing and panting carrying an enormous Christmas tree and stuck it right next to him sprinkling needles onto his velvet seat.

One of the men shoved the tree so hard it pushed Dumfy out into the passage. He shivered and tried to shake off the needles.

'This must be the old chair that we've got to take away. Chap said they needed to make room for the new sofa bed. We can bring that in and set up the tree then load this old armchair onto the van.'

The other man came up to Dumfy and stroked his arm,

'Are you sure? It doesn't look that old, but I suppose once the sofa bed is in here there won't be room, so ok heave ho.'

 Up into the air went Dumfy, carried on the men's shoulders and tossed into the back of their van. 

He couldn't believe it. There was a mistake. Surely they didn't want to get rid of him? He might look a bit shabby, but they needed him.

He tried to manoeuvre himself off the back of the lorry into the road. He managed to shift his wooden casters over the edge off the van. The men came back dusting their hands , pushed roughly at the doors and climbed up into their cab. They were laughing and full of Christmas spirit, eager to be home and they didn't notice that the doors weren't closed. As they bumped along the road and swung round the corner Dumfy slid out of the van and rolled onto the grass verge. He rolled over and over down into a ditch and felt his arms grow sodden and heavy with the mud. He landed in a puddle, upside down with  his wooden castors spinning in the air.

He heaved and heaved until he was the right way up and looked around him. He could see the cars passing by on the road above him. He wanted to go home and he wanted Frankie and Georgie to run to him and listen to Brenda's sories. There was a rustling noise from the undergrowth and a little furry rabbit scampered up onto his lap.

'Hello, I saw you fall off that van. What a tumbling you took, I'm surprised your stuffing hasn't come out, you must be very well made, last week a mattress fell off the roof of a car and it was feathers everywhere.' The rabbit stopped for breath, 'I'm Brown Person by the way. Pleased to meet you.'

The rabbit waved his paw and sat down.

'I'm Dumfy the Comfy, though you'd never think so now, who would want to sit on me. I live in a house with Frankie and Georgie and their mummy and dad and there must have been a mistake and now I'm lost. Brown Person is a funny name, you're not a person, you're a rabbit.'

The rabbit sat up and laid back his ears,


'I'm not a real rabbit, I'm a cuddly toy, but who would want to cuddle me now, look at me, all mangled from being out here in the rain.'

Dumfy sighed. There was more rustling from the bushes and a little Robin red breast appeared.

'What's all the noise ? Are you in trouble? I'm good at rescuing people and so tell me and I can help. '

Brown Person and Dumfy looked at the robin in awe,  'They have pictures of you everywhere in my house, ' said Dumfy. 'Everyone gets excited when the postman brings pictures of you.'

The Robin ruffled his feathers and puffed up his little red chest, it looked like a fire brightening up  the gloomy day. 'I know they love me, especially at Christmas, one of my great great great great great grandfathers warmed a little baby a long long time ago, in a stable and they gave him a red breast as a reward and ever since I am a special bird.'

'That's a lovely story,' said Dumfy. 'I love stories, I'm a story chair where people tell stories. What's going to happen to me now, nobody will want to sit in me any more.'

The rabbit hung his head, 'Nobody will want to cuddle me'.

The robin flew up in the air and down again.

'I have an idea, tell me where your house is and I'll go and get them. Are there any trees or bushes or something so I can recognize it?'

Dumfy thought hard. 'There's a holly bush in the front garden with big red berries because they have brought some in for Christmas and there's a Christmas tree inside where I should be and there's a green car in the drive and a bicycle with a pink basket.'

The robin flapped his wings impatient to be off. 'Just don't move until I come back' he trilled.

Brown Person curled up into a ball close to Dumfy's back. 

The day was getting dark and small white flakes appeared from the sky. Dumfy and Brown Person huddled together.

Back at the house Frankie and Georgie had come home from school and were sobbing fat tears as they discovered Dumfy had gone.  Brenda was on the phone to the shop that had brought the table and the tree. ' I don't understand, 'She was running her hands through her hair. 'Why did you take the chair away and where's it gone? Yes I know I said make room for the table.' 

She turned round to the children and put her arms round them. 'We'll get Dumfy back,don't worry.'

She looked out of the kitchen window and cried ' Look it's snowing! Snow makes everything alright, it's magic.' The children rushed to the back door and tilted their faces to feel the snowflakes which mingled with their tears. 

Frankie called out 'Look there's a little robin, he looks like he wants us to follow him.'

Brenda came to join them. the little robin was flapping his wings and flying off then coming back and flying off again.

'Quick put on your coats and let's see what he wants.' 

They huddled together holding onto each other to stop themselves from slipping and sliding and followed the little robin who kept swoooping and diving around them until they reached the ditch. There the robin stopped and hovered above Dumfy and Brown Person. Brenda and the children peered down and then shouted for joy as they saw Dumfy.

'It's Dumfy, it's him ! The robin knew where he was, it is magic. It's like one of your stories mum.' Frankie was laughing and crying at the same time and Georgie climbed down and picked up the little rabbit, 'Look Dumfy has made a friend. We can take him home too.'

Brenda called the shop and they soon returned with the van and loaded up Dumfy and said how sorry they were for their mistake.

When they were all home and Dumfy and the rabbit had been cleaned up, Brenda gave everyone a cup of tea and a mince pie . 

The shop had sent a big box of  Christmas decorations for the tree to apologize and that evening they all sat together in Dumfy even though he was still a bit soggy, with only the lights on the tree and listened to the adventures of Dumfy the Comfy. Dumfy puffed himself out, making himself as comfortable and soft as possible and sighed with happiness, he was not only a story chair but now there was a story about him.




 



Celebrating the Pure at Heart

My mum used to tell my brother and me stories, she bound us together with a golden thread , she was a wonderful story teller. We would sit together in an armchair that she called Dumfy the Comfy by the fire and she would read the messages that Father Christmas sent on the chimney, sparkly trails that only she could read. Every Christmas she would tell us a story about a little girl called Susan who desperately wanted a baby brother.

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Susan was so excited it was Christmas Eve, all the decorations were up, paper chains hanging everywhere, the lights on the tree twinkling with the promise of something good, something special, something extraordinay. Susan kept bouncing up and down on the bed and chanting 'Father Christmas is on his way, he's bringing me a baby brother.' She had prepared her doll's cot with fresh clean sheets and blankets  and put her favourite soft toy rabbit on the pillow.

Her mother and father smiled at her. Daddy picked her up and carried her to the window. 'Look up at the stars Susan,

He hugged the little girl, revelling in the sweet smell of her clean pyjamas and fruit shampoo,'don't be disappointed if Father Christmas doesn't bring a baby brother, maybe he'll bring a new doll, because I think he only has toys at the North Pole.'

Susan's eyes grew wide as she stared at her father, ' He's magic, daddy, he can do anything.'

He lay her down under the blankets and tucked her in. Mummy kissed her, ' Father Christmas only comes when everyone is fast asleep so close your eyes now and  I'll tell you a story.'


Meanwhile at the North Pole Mother Christmas was preparing hot chocolate in a flask and cheese sandwiches with pickle, Father Christmas's favourite. She tucked the picnic basket  by Father Christmas at the front of the sleigh, slipping in a shiny bar of chocolate and then gave him a kiss. 

'Have you got everything dear? Have you checked your list?'

Father Christmas sighed, 'The only thing I haven't got is a baby brother for a little girl called Susan who lives near London in England. I have got a puppy for a boy who lives in Scotland and a kitten for a girl in Wales but ..'

Mother Christmas hugged him, 'Have you got a nice doll you can give her? Nobody has ever asked for a baby brother before.' Father Christmas sighed, 'I don't like disappointing the children, I don't know what to do.'

Father Christmas cracked the reins and the bells jingled merrily as they flew up into the bright night sky. He waved back at Mother Christmas and started on his journey. He flew across the Atlantic Ocean to America, then on to Japan and China, down to Australia and New Zealand, up to India the across to Turkey where he had a lot of relations, then on to Europe. As he flew over London he looked down at all the beautiful parks and decided this was the best place for his picnic. His load was much lighter and he glided into Hyde Park narrowly missing the Serpentine. He got out and gave the reindeer their nose bags of carrots and hay then got back into his sleigh, poured himself a cup of hot chocolate and took a bite out of his sandwich. All was quiet and still. A shooting star swept across the sky, Father Christmas felt the magic of Christmas Eve envelop him like a warm velvet cloak. He lost his balance as Rudolph lifted up his head with a sharp movement.

'What is it Rudi? Can you hear something?

In the deep stillness of the night Father Christmas heard a whimpering noise. He crept out of the sleigh and walked towards a bush where the sound was coming from. He gazed down in amazement as he saw a little boy holding out his arms to be picked up.

'Hello little fellow what are you doing here?' Father Christmas took him back to the sleigh and wrapped him inside his warm red cloak.

Now Father Christmas can understand what children say even before they are old enough to talk, what we would have heard as 'gagaga' Father Christmas understood to mean, 'I am lost and nobody wants me and I need a home.'

Father Christmas wished Mother Christmas was there because she always knew the right thing to do but then he remembered Susan's letter. He took the letter out and checked the address. Susan lived near London! He would take the baby to Susan !

He quickly finished his sandwiches and hot chocolate and set off.

Rudolph knew exactly where to go because he remembered taking Susan a toy rabbit the year before.

Father Christmas crept into Susan's bedroom, sprinkling magic dust as he went, he put special wishes into Susan's parents' bedroom and when he saw the little cot prepared next to Susan's bed he gently laid the baby down and drew the blankets round him and smiled broadly as watched the baby snuggle up to the toy rabbit

He gave a deep sigh of satisfaction and rushed back to the sleigh. He hadn't much left to do, the kitten for Wales and the puppy in Scotland and then home! He was so eager now to get home and tell Mother Christmas about the baby brother he had found.

On Christmas morning Susan's mother and father were woken to the joyful noise of Susan singin 'I've got a baby brother! I knew he'd bring one! Oh thank you Father Christmas, thank you.'

They ran to Susan's bedroom and laughed with delight as they saw her cradling a dear little baby. Thanks to father Chr'stmas's magic wishes they became the happiest family in England.




 


Saturday, 11 December 2021

Thoughts while at the Hairdressers


 I like my hair when it's in a mess,

Sticky bits from a child's caress,

The wind that whipped my fringe about

Sticking hair to my glossy pout

I would like to have it thick and long

But it's never really been that strong

I remember my mother in despair

Trying to do something with my hair

Bows each side or a pony tail

Brushing away to no avail

It escaped the bands, it defied the clips

'Such fine hair', she'd purse her lips

She'd tug, she'd plait

She'd smooth it flat,

 'It's not like  mine, all glossy curls,

It's so unfair for little girls

To have such fine and  wispy hair

It's like your dad's so thin and fair.'

I drink my coffee, read my book

Consider having a new look,

A girl comes now to wash my hair

In the mirror I see you there

My dear old dad is in my eyes

In my heart and it's no surprise

My mum's voice ,they're always there

Even when I do my hair.